I Just KNEW There Had To Be a Reason We Don't Live in Austrailia...

Jake was sitting on my lap (like he likes to do) and was being silly. Then I asked him, "Do you know what we should have for lunch?"
(At this point, I'd expected him to say a sandwich or noodles....)

"Yes," he said.

"Really? What?"

He hesitated for a second and then he exclaimed, "KANGAROO!"

Uh, erm....

"Silly boy, I didn't get any of that..."

"You're the kangaroo..." Then he proceeded to "eat" me.