How to be Your Own Psychoanalist

When I was growing up I took MANY of these tests, and this one seemed harmless...so here we go! :)

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Psychoanalyze Yourself.
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )

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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you? Steve
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal? beautiful young deer
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? We both stare at one another, then the deer leaves.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house: Brick house with nice porch. Two stories...main floor and basement. It's not too big, but it's not small either. 3 bedrooms upstairs with master bath. Large kitchen that's open and airy. Basement is finished and has 2 bedrooms with decent family room.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? Only around the sides and back...front is open.
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see: A table with dishes piled on it (yeah, I don't even wash dishes in my mind...) Cam is hiding under the tablecloth. (Crumbled bits of cereal and bread on the floor.)
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? Blue Tupperware tumbler with scratches in it.
8. What do you do with the cup? Look inside, and leave it where it is.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kinda body of water is it? A HUGE lake one goes fishing, swimming and boating in. I can't see the whole thing from where I am.
10. How will you cross the water? *points to boat*

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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.